Shannonigans
Men decided whether women could go to war or not

To every dude that complains or acts like women have it better than them solely because men have had to go to war:

1) Throughout history, men had the vote and made decisions that women couldn’t make. One of those decisions was who goes to war, and they could have voted for women to go to war. Women could not have gone to war even if they wanted to.

2) Congress votes on whether or not women can go into combat. Congress is made up of mostly males.

3) Childbirth is kind of our equivalent to getting injured/dying in war. That’s still pretty painful and many women will go through it at least once in their lifetime but relatively few men will go to battle.

4) Almost all the men complaining about this “female privilege” have never been drafted and never will be. Going to war voluntarily does not count, sorry. But thank you for your service.

5) Not really a reason, but if women decided who went to war I’d like to think we would send nobody! (I can’t speak for all women but…) You guys are our friends, boyfriends, spouses and brothers and I wouldn’t want any guy I know to go to war.

rupindre:

xbox420:

barbiehutch:

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

am i the only person who calls them out when they do that

yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speakaing out of turn

this is basically how I came out to my dad. He’s like, I feel sorry for gay people because they can’t help it but bi people are just perverts who will 3$%# anything. and i’m like, “ya thanks dads it’s not like I’m bi or anything.”




Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

dali is literally the definition of a tripper

Here is the video link for those of you who have not seen the entire video. It’s called Destino. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFkN4deuZU>

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney.

This is hauntingly pretty.

dali is literally the definition of a tripper

Here is the video link for those of you who have not seen the entire video. It’s called Destino. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFkN4deuZU>

wednesdayxblack:

aryaroses:

all future questions about my bra size must be accompanied by a $50 gift certificate to a lingerie store of my choosing

Seconded.

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

Are…are you saying all this time…the smoothies I’ve been making…oh god no…

redpooch:

tyleroakley:

I’m never swearing again.

melon-farmer

what about &#8220;god damn it&#8221; is Dag nammit. I&#8217;m pretty sure the grandpa on rugrats said that alot&#8230;

redpooch:

tyleroakley:

I’m never swearing again.

melon-farmer

what about “god damn it” is Dag nammit. I’m pretty sure the grandpa on rugrats said that alot…

stellavee:

queenhawke:

folie-a-dookie:

notyourspecies:

Sexism on tumblr. I know your hearts are in the right place but still, this is bad.

this is powerful

it’s because it’s the absolute other way around anywhere else. stop.

No, this needs to be seen. It’s not okay to demean another sex to defend your own. If you wanted to be treated as equal, then you treat others as equals as well. You can’t fight sexism by being sexist. You can’t fight hate by hating. It’s that simple.

So…can we still call them crazy? That would be equality, yes?

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

Well I guess 216989 people on Tumblr refer to themselves as dicks. Not number 216990 though. He just has a really huge penis.

castielcampbell:

themoofster:

castielcampbell:

ilacktact:

mycosmicreality:

adeyami:

US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket
http://goo.gl/WwvECT
Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying ” they’ll have to kill me before they touch my kids” I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I can’t even type anymore. I’m so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that it’s important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when you’ll realize that guns aren’t something to be kept around. People say it’s a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.

Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.

I THINK YOU ARE MISSING THE FUCKING POINT! THERE HAVE BEEN ALMOST 40 SCHOOL SHOOTINGS THIS YEAR ALONE! MORE THAN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!TELL ME HOW THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM! /TELL ME/

The US has the third largest population in the world. Do you understand statistics?

Children are taking their parents guns, going to school and SHOOTING OTHER CHILDREN! 
Let me repeat myself.
CHILDREN ARE TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS, GOING TO SCHOOL AND SHOOTING OTHER CHILDREN!
What part of that sentence is okay??
Seriously!
I have a niece and nephew in another state. And I want you to explain to me how this this an okay thing.

Really? How many of those 40 were caused by young children bringing guns to school. Most of these cases involve adults or mentally ill teenagers. Those that are caused by kids could be prevented by teaching kids proper gun safety. We teach kids not to touch a hot stove or play with sharp objects or put our hands in the electrical outlet etc. But when we don&#8217;t teach gets about guns and they get their hands on one it&#8217;s the guns fault? Look. I hate guns.I wish we could get rid of all of them like Britain has. But we can&#8217;t. We aren&#8217;t geographically isolated like they are, and guns are easily smuggled in from the border countries.Making guns illegal doesn&#8217;t keep criminals from getting them&#8212;and when they do get guns that have been illegally smuggled there is no way to trace the owner of that gun.So in those cases where a bad guy has a gun, wouldn&#8217;t you really like your teacher or yourself to have one to take the bad guy down?
Furthermore, school shootings really say alot more about the way we treat our mentally ill in this country. Instead of doing something about the lack of help for the mentally ill, we ignore the issue and act like guns are the problem. They aren&#8217;t. A disturbed person will find a way to obtain a gun illegally, or use other means like the homemade bombs used at the theater during the batman showing. 
By the way see the above comment about how statistics work. That number is fairly low for a country our size. In Pakistan they shoot or bomb you just for trying to go to school. I&#8217;d imagine the death ratio there is much higher.

castielcampbell:

themoofster:

castielcampbell:

ilacktact:

mycosmicreality:

adeyami:

US students will be able to shield themselves during school shootings with the latest in body armour, the Bodyguard Blanket

http://goo.gl/WwvECT

Are fucking kidding me? I have been sitting at home and constantly watching the news after the events of yesterday. For those of you who are wondering, I am a junior at REYNOLDS HIGH SCHOOL! I was there when the shooter kept running in the halls trying to open the doors and get in. I was there in the dark praying and crying while my librarian kept saying ” they’ll have to kill me before they touch my kids” I have known her for three years, her determination to keep us safe broke her heart. Seeing this, that little children need protection in school. Are we sending kids to a battlefield? I have three little brothers ranging from 5-10, and still people have the nerve to speak about the second amendment? Really? I can’t even type anymore. I’m so disgusted and frustrated. When will you realize that it’s important to have gun control? When a shooter is pointing a gun at your child? Is that when you’ll realize that guns aren’t something to be kept around. People say it’s a free country but honesty, this country is more oppressed and diseased than any other country.

Show me ONE instance where gun control and gun free zones prevented school shootings.

I THINK YOU ARE MISSING THE FUCKING POINT! THERE HAVE BEEN ALMOST 40 SCHOOL SHOOTINGS THIS YEAR ALONE! MORE THAN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!

TELL ME HOW THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM! /TELL ME/

The US has the third largest population in the world. Do you understand statistics?

Children are taking their parents guns, going to school and SHOOTING OTHER CHILDREN! 

Let me repeat myself.

CHILDREN ARE TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS, GOING TO SCHOOL AND SHOOTING OTHER CHILDREN!

What part of that sentence is okay??

Seriously!

I have a niece and nephew in another state. And I want you to explain to me how this this an okay thing.

Really? How many of those 40 were caused by young children bringing guns to school. Most of these cases involve adults or mentally ill teenagers. Those that are caused by kids could be prevented by teaching kids proper gun safety. We teach kids not to touch a hot stove or play with sharp objects or put our hands in the electrical outlet etc. But when we don’t teach gets about guns and they get their hands on one it’s the guns fault? Look. I hate guns.I wish we could get rid of all of them like Britain has. But we can’t. We aren’t geographically isolated like they are, and guns are easily smuggled in from the border countries.Making guns illegal doesn’t keep criminals from getting them—and when they do get guns that have been illegally smuggled there is no way to trace the owner of that gun.So in those cases where a bad guy has a gun, wouldn’t you really like your teacher or yourself to have one to take the bad guy down?

Furthermore, school shootings really say alot more about the way we treat our mentally ill in this country. Instead of doing something about the lack of help for the mentally ill, we ignore the issue and act like guns are the problem. They aren’t. A disturbed person will find a way to obtain a gun illegally, or use other means like the homemade bombs used at the theater during the batman showing.

By the way see the above comment about how statistics work. That number is fairly low for a country our size. In Pakistan they shoot or bomb you just for trying to go to school. I’d imagine the death ratio there is much higher.

youre-fine:

aliscenkhaw:

AVATAR FUNFACTS 3

THOSE LAST ONES WERE NOT FUN FACTS

I was rewatching Samurai Jack and then this, and I noticed Iroh’s voice sounded super familiar. I realized he sounded just like AKU, the villain in Samurai Jack. Wikipedia confirmed. Damn. He has got to be one of my favorite voice actors just for those two roles.