Shannonigans
al-the-stuff-i-like:

I don’t blog cosplay unless it’s really really incredible
and this is omg

al-the-stuff-i-like:

I don’t blog cosplay unless it’s really really incredible

and this is omg

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

thesolacebeforethestorm:

schmogg:

thebigkingmoron:

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW

DONT SHAVE MY LEGS ANYMORE

LET IT GROW, LET IT GROW

BIN THE WAX AND RAZOOOORS

I DONT CARE WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO SAY

LET THE HAIR GROW LOOOONG

nobody touches me anyway *silently sobs*

Reblogging for the last comment oh my god I am dying of laughter. 

Blurred lines is not as sexist as I thought At first I thought the lyrics were “What do you need dreams for, when you’ve got those jeans on”. The actual lyrics: What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on

Not that far off but ‘what you wanna be a doctor for when you could just look good in dem jeans’ is alot worst…

iamthechinigan:

crockercorp:

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!
- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.
- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.
- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason
- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.
- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 
- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized
- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it
like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.
I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.
Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

also dont let morality guilt you i myself cant steal because hey i feel hella guilty and thats alrightbut if im with a friend and they lift a candy bar or a guitar pick maybe a tube of lip gloss i know its because they need it and know they wont get ita mtf i know stole a tube of lipstick because she wanted to feel pretty and i certainly wasnt gonna take that away from herand a friend lifted a guitar pick like i said and she needed one it was like a buck i offered to buy it for her but she didnt really care ive always been pretty well off situation wise i dont feel the need to shop lift but i dont freak out and throw people to the wolves because they need/want something that otherwise they couldnt get

ROBIN HOOD MUTHAFUCKA

I’m sorry…stole lipgloss? Because she “needed” it? No, you need food and water, clothing and shelter. You do not need lipgloss. If you steal anything other than what you need you have no excuse. I’m not saying I would tell on them but there is no reason to steal something that you don’t need. It’s an insult to the people that actually work for everything they have. You are not entitled to lipgloss, I’m sorry.

iamthechinigan:

crockercorp:

kaijuleng:

tattoosfade:

oppressionisntrad:

anarchist-memes:

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

also dont let morality guilt you
i myself cant steal because hey i feel hella guilty and thats alright

but if im with a friend and they lift a candy bar or a guitar pick maybe a tube of lip gloss i know its because they need it and know they wont get it

a mtf i know stole a tube of lipstick because she wanted to feel pretty and i certainly wasnt gonna take that away from her

and a friend lifted a guitar pick like i said and she needed one it was like a buck i offered to buy it for her but she didnt really care

ive always been pretty well off situation wise i dont feel the need to shop lift but i dont freak out and throw people to the wolves because they need/want something that otherwise they couldnt get

ROBIN HOOD MUTHAFUCKA

I’m sorry…stole lipgloss? Because she “needed” it? No, you need food and water, clothing and shelter. You do not need lipgloss. If you steal anything other than what you need you have no excuse. I’m not saying I would tell on them but there is no reason to steal something that you don’t need. It’s an insult to the people that actually work for everything they have. You are not entitled to lipgloss, I’m sorry.

Interesting how nobody wants racial profiling to be used when a person is convicted or suspected of a crime…yet when we are looking for a kidnapped or lost person race is always mentioned. Hmm…could it be that using race, much like hair or eye color, we can like, identify people more accurately? Nah, racial profiling is obviously just used by racist white people to suppress minorities.

Welcome to the Internet, please don’t feed the trolls.

f you don’t neuter your pets theres a 99% chance that I don’t want to be anywhere near your pet, especially during mating season. Also a high probability that I don’t like you. Seriously. If you let your dog try to hump my leg we have a problem. I love dogs as much as the next person, just in a platonic way.

babblingbug:

(Bunnies and Sunshine)

Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!

Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!

What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!

They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!

They’re a big responsibility!

This Easter, Make Yours Chocolate!

BUNNY SAFETY SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE BUNNIES ARE IMPORTANT

Also, if you’re getting a bunny for a small child, make sure you teach them how to properly handle them. It’s most important to support the back limbs, because if left unsupported, a rabbit can kick back and break its spine.

Rabbits and other exotics aren’t domesticated in the way dogs and cats are, which means their wild instincts are more likely to kick in when they feel threatened. Rabbits are a prey species, which is why they’re so susceptible to stressors. That’s why proper handling and husbandry is so important.